This wins the prize for shortest job post ever. 8 words. I like it. It's to the point. This guy should take a lesson.
Hygiene (Murray Hill)
Date: 2011-03-29, 12:20PM EDT
Reply to: job-3zpe9-2293317542@craigslist.org
Hygiene part time Thursday in a periodontal practice.
(Via craigslist)
Mar 29, 2011
Make sure you tell them...
I admit I'm typically a bit food obsessed, so food postings really stand out. This reminds me of high school, in a good way.
Clam Openers (Coney Island)
Date: 2011-03-29, 12:30PM EDT
Reply to: job-wxwys-2293343023@craigslist.org
We have immediate openings for Experianced People who know how to Shuck/Open clams safely and quickly.
Days and Nights, Weekends, Holidays. (Weekends and Holidays required)
Please apply in person Nathan's Famous 1310 Surf Ave. Brooklyn NY and compete an application EOE
Make sure you tell them you are applying for the Clam Opener position.
(Via craigslist)
Clam Openers (Coney Island)
Date: 2011-03-29, 12:30PM EDT
Reply to: job-wxwys-2293343023@craigslist.org
We have immediate openings for Experianced People who know how to Shuck/Open clams safely and quickly.
Days and Nights, Weekends, Holidays. (Weekends and Holidays required)
Please apply in person Nathan's Famous 1310 Surf Ave. Brooklyn NY and compete an application EOE
Make sure you tell them you are applying for the Clam Opener position.
(Via craigslist)
Mar 23, 2011
You’re our kind of sicko
A brilliant post. And what sounds like a fantastic job. Just spreading the word...
Journalism Heaven
We want to add some talent to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune investigative team. Every serious candidate should have a proven track record of conceiving, reporting and writing stellar investigative pieces that provoke change. However, our ideal candidate has also cursed out an editor, had spokespeople hang up on them in anger and threatened to resign at least once because some fool wanted to screw around with their perfect lede.
Journalism Heaven
We want to add some talent to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune investigative team. Every serious candidate should have a proven track record of conceiving, reporting and writing stellar investigative pieces that provoke change. However, our ideal candidate has also cursed out an editor, had spokespeople hang up on them in anger and threatened to resign at least once because some fool wanted to screw around with their perfect lede.
Mar 18, 2011
No Jerks
There are many "enthusiastic" requests in this post. But the one that stands out the most is the bit about no "jerks." While the intent is admirable, seeing as how they've faced this issue enough to need to call it out. I'd say that anyone who's a jerk would still apply to this job (if they needed a job) cause, you know what, they're a jerk!
I'd think twice before going somewhere with this kind of baggage.
Creative Director
Ideal Qualities:
Inspiring Portfolio and Experience: Let’s start here. You have a killer book. It proves you’re a brilliant strategic thinker and that you’re capable of engaging an audience through any medium. Sounds like some book you got there. We need to see it. TV, digital and strong healthcare-related experience are musts. And at least a few years as a proven CD at an agency are essential. Tell us about that.
I'd think twice before going somewhere with this kind of baggage.
Creative Director
Ideal Qualities:
Inspiring Portfolio and Experience: Let’s start here. You have a killer book. It proves you’re a brilliant strategic thinker and that you’re capable of engaging an audience through any medium. Sounds like some book you got there. We need to see it. TV, digital and strong healthcare-related experience are musts. And at least a few years as a proven CD at an agency are essential. Tell us about that.
Mar 15, 2011
You're Not Rich Until You've Got 7.5 Million
According to a Fidelity Investments survey in Boston, 42% of respondents say they'd need 7.5 million dollars to feel rich. I'm going to assume that they focused only on folks living in Boston, because I can't imagine that you'd need that much to feel rich in Texas. Or do you? (I haven't been to Texas in a long time.)
What that says to me, aside from how random and ridiculous people can get, is that I need to start scouring the web for more millionaire-making opportunities for you guys out there.
Millionaire blues: You're not really rich unless you've got $7.5M
How much does it take to feel wealthy these days? For many millionaires, it's about $7.5 million, according to a survey by Fidelity Investments. Read more at the NYPost
What that says to me, aside from how random and ridiculous people can get, is that I need to start scouring the web for more millionaire-making opportunities for you guys out there.
Millionaire blues: You're not really rich unless you've got $7.5M
How much does it take to feel wealthy these days? For many millionaires, it's about $7.5 million, according to a survey by Fidelity Investments. Read more at the NYPost
Mar 14, 2011
Ben & Jerry's Wants to Pick Your Euphoric Brain
Ben & Jerry's wants to fly you to Burlington for a week to pick your enthusiastic 20-something brain about new flavors and marketing strategies. You will be a board member for a year, during which time they will also come to your house and follow you around for awhile in your native habitat. There's a thousand bucks and 50 lbs of ice cream in it for you.
I often wonder who actually submits to these kinds of contests. There's essay-writing, video-shooting, quite a time commitment. But aside from all the ice cream eating (which I do anyway without getting paid), is this fun?
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
Date: 2011-03-14, 12:45PM EDT
Become an Advisory Board Member!
If you are creative & have a passion for Ben & Jerry's, this could be the opportunity for you!
We are putting together a group of enthusiastic, euphoric-driven fans to create the first official Ben & Jerry's Advisory Board. As a board member, you will help us develop Social Mission and marketing programs to create even more brand fanatics like you. It’s not all chunks and cherries though; we’re going to put you to work!
If you are interested, visit us at www.benjerry.com/company/advisory/ for all the details.
All entries must be submitted to us at www.benjerry.com/company/advisory/
(From Ben & Jerry's via Craigslist)
I often wonder who actually submits to these kinds of contests. There's essay-writing, video-shooting, quite a time commitment. But aside from all the ice cream eating (which I do anyway without getting paid), is this fun?
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
Date: 2011-03-14, 12:45PM EDT
Become an Advisory Board Member!
If you are creative & have a passion for Ben & Jerry's, this could be the opportunity for you!
We are putting together a group of enthusiastic, euphoric-driven fans to create the first official Ben & Jerry's Advisory Board. As a board member, you will help us develop Social Mission and marketing programs to create even more brand fanatics like you. It’s not all chunks and cherries though; we’re going to put you to work!
If you are interested, visit us at www.benjerry.com/company/advisory/ for all the details.
All entries must be submitted to us at www.benjerry.com/company/advisory/
(From Ben & Jerry's via Craigslist)
Mar 10, 2011
How DO you kill a zombie?
This flavor of ad seems pretty right on for targeting this demographic of job hunters. Might have to test it out on a few nerd-friends.
Intermediate-Senior .NET Developer & Zombie Killer
About Us:
We’re doing some big things, and we need another allstar. Patient’s Guide is a small team of motivated Zombie Killers kicking ass in a burgeoning medical industry. We work in a fast-paced development environment building the best websites and apps.
Intermediate-Senior .NET Developer & Zombie Killer
About Us:
We’re doing some big things, and we need another allstar. Patient’s Guide is a small team of motivated Zombie Killers kicking ass in a burgeoning medical industry. We work in a fast-paced development environment building the best websites and apps.
Mar 8, 2011
Join the Sheen Team
I was really trying to avoid posting anything about Charlie Sheen. Like he really needs more promotion. But as long as he's hiring, I'm in full support. Quite possibly the most awesomely bad (or horribly awesome) job of the year.
TeamSheen Seeks Social Media Intern
Deadline: March 11th, 2011
Position: Full-Time, Paid
Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)
Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.
(Submit your resume via Internships.com)
TeamSheen Seeks Social Media Intern
Deadline: March 11th, 2011
Position: Full-Time, Paid
Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)
Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.
Mar 7, 2011
Cute Overload or Poop Overload?
I guess a romantic notion of hanging out with baby elephants makes up for the fact that this pays less than working the cash register at McDonald's.
Lee Richardson Zoo (AZA Member)
Location: Garden City, Kansas, United States
Job or Internship: Internship
The City of Garden City has a summertime opening for a temporary Keeper Aide at the Lee Richardson Zoo. This is a Full-Time paid position during the summer only ($7.25 an hour, 40 hours per week for 12 weeks) and is perfect for college students looking for a summer job or someone new to the profession of zoo keeping. Successful candidate will follow instructions in the feeding and cleaning of a variety of animals and other related duties as assigned. Ability to lift 75 lbs, work outdoors and follow safety procedures essential. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Apply at the Administrative Center, Second Floor, 301 N. 8th Street, Garden City, Kansas.
(Via Indeed)
Lee Richardson Zoo (AZA Member)
Location: Garden City, Kansas, United States
Job or Internship: Internship
The City of Garden City has a summertime opening for a temporary Keeper Aide at the Lee Richardson Zoo. This is a Full-Time paid position during the summer only ($7.25 an hour, 40 hours per week for 12 weeks) and is perfect for college students looking for a summer job or someone new to the profession of zoo keeping. Successful candidate will follow instructions in the feeding and cleaning of a variety of animals and other related duties as assigned. Ability to lift 75 lbs, work outdoors and follow safety procedures essential. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Apply at the Administrative Center, Second Floor, 301 N. 8th Street, Garden City, Kansas.
(Via Indeed)
Mar 4, 2011
Promotion Potential: 13
This is not what I'd consider a bad job posting. It's fascinating - something you only imagine as a movie profession. It's certainly thorough. And precise. The only downside, besides the extreme nerd factor, is the part about working in Newark.
US Secret Service
Job Title: Criminal Research Specialist
Department: Department Of Homeland Security
Agency: U.S. Secret Service
Sub Agency: United States Secret Service
Job Announcement Number: INV-WJ007-11-DE
US Secret Service
Job Title: Criminal Research Specialist
Department: Department Of Homeland Security
Agency: U.S. Secret Service
Sub Agency: United States Secret Service
Job Announcement Number: INV-WJ007-11-DE
SALARY RANGE: | $50,154.00 - $119,935.00 /year |
OPEN PERIOD: | Thursday, March 03, 2011 to Wednesday, March 09, 2011 |
SERIES & GRADE: | GS-1801-09/13 |
POSITION INFORMATION: | Full-Time Permanent |
PROMOTION POTENTIAL: | 13 |
DUTY LOCATIONS: | few vacancies - Newark, NJ; few vacancies - Dallas, TX; few vacancies - San Diego, CA |
WHO MAY BE CONSIDERED: | All United States Citizens This vacancy is being concurrently advertised under merit promotion procedures INV-WJ007-11-MP. Candidates who wish to be considered under both procedures MUST apply to both vacancies. |
JOB SUMMARY:
| Building on a Tradition of Excellence and Meeting the Challenges of the Future |
Mar 2, 2011
May have communication with others. May have to carry 30 lb boxes downstairs. Probably will have to code, or then again maybe not.
Really? Does it take this many words?
Web Developer/Designer 2011
Job Description:
Job Title: Web Developer/Designer
FLSA Class: Exempt
Dept.: Marketing
Reports to: Director of Marketing
At Author Solutions, we provide the technology and services that make publishing easy, affordable, and available to anyone, anyway, anywhere, anytime. This mission provides as the foundation for you to meet expectations of customers both external and internal. A professional presentation is imperative and the expectation is that you will perform your job with enthusiasm, attention to detail, care and reliability.
Web Developer/Designer 2011
Job Description:
Job Title: Web Developer/Designer
FLSA Class: Exempt
Dept.: Marketing
Reports to: Director of Marketing
At Author Solutions, we provide the technology and services that make publishing easy, affordable, and available to anyone, anyway, anywhere, anytime. This mission provides as the foundation for you to meet expectations of customers both external and internal. A professional presentation is imperative and the expectation is that you will perform your job with enthusiasm, attention to detail, care and reliability.
Mar 1, 2011
If your dad's not a banker, don't bother.
I have a strong distaste for large, well-known companies that can't even pay minimum wage. Maybe you disagree?
Unpaid internship - Advertising
Location: 15 East 57th Street
Job Code: 191
# of openings: 1
Description
Chanel, Inc., a leader in luxury goods and Fashion is seeking an unpaid intern that can receive school credit(s) within our Advertising Team in New York City to assist with departmental projects, presentations, and administrative duties. Some of the responsibilities include
Unpaid internship - Advertising
Location: 15 East 57th Street
Job Code: 191
# of openings: 1
Description
Chanel, Inc., a leader in luxury goods and Fashion is seeking an unpaid intern that can receive school credit(s) within our Advertising Team in New York City to assist with departmental projects, presentations, and administrative duties. Some of the responsibilities include
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